They keep asking, "But why Ireland?"

Because I'm still a twelve-year old girl reading fantasy books long after I should be asleep, and I miss having this across the street from my* apartment. (The apartment's his, and he's mine, so that makes it my apartment, right? Right?)

And because duhhh, if I just wait long enough the unicorn will totally appear sooner or later. And dragons, because anywhere that looks like that definitely has dragons, too. And I was there. And it was magical. And I want back in, dammit. So stop asking why. It's because IRELAND IS WHERE THEY KEEP THE DRAGONS. Obviously.