you dont tan...

like you tan in the south of France.

Although tanning just across the border on a Spanish beach was almost as nice.

Also, mmmm cheese. And baguettes. Mmmmmmmm.

Did I mention I'm in the south of France?

Why can't you tell? I'm wearing all black and smoking a cigarette while looking effortlessly chic.

Mmkay, all that was a lie.

Except for the part about being in France.

That's just the part you wish was a lie.




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Possibly both? :O